Monday, November 26, 2007
i type till tired le...shall cont w e tennis session next time k...(mayb tml bahz..)
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morning go work..then go home nap..then go meet andreas, mau n zl for movie [HERO] n dinner...tat show is nice lorz..v funny....laugh all e way...after movie..at amk hub..cont laughing...cos its simply too funny...below is one of e conversation...
Andreas: Mau took the super unhealthy protein shake lor.. Of course he’ll 长大啦！You tink everyone like tat slacker ZL everyday SLACK in camp ar?! High pay somemore for such slacker! OCT, police inspector-to-be..
ZL: Ay.. I where gt slack? My job very impt de hor.. I gt participate in the ASEAN Submit somemore..
PW & Mau: Wa.. So gd ar..
Andreas: Please lor!! U only slack in camp lor.. On stand-by..
PW: Oh.. Slack lor..
ZL: No lor.. I’m the VIP’s securities’ security hor.. Very impt role..
Andreas: Please lor.. SKW lor.. Haha..
PW: (Laughing non-stop..) securities’ security..
Mau: Wad u do as Securities’ security?
ZL: (pretending nv hear my words) You see har, when the securities came back, they’ll be very tired already.. We stand at the entrance and said “welcome back to home team”.. They hungry, we serve them food.. We make sure that they’re safe when they’re asleep.. N they haf proper rest too..
Andreas: SKW lor!! Wahahaha..
Mau: (decided to side the male species) No la.. His job very impt de la..
PW: (still cont laughing)
Andreas: Please lor.. If lidat, it’s maid’s duty lor.. Serving the securities.. Chey.. hehe..
PW: (still haven stop laughing, nodded her head profusely) Yayaya.. HAhaha..
ZL: Wei.. It’s nt maid’s duty lor.. You see har, if the securities nv haf a gd meal, they’ll be hungry.. N when they’re hungry, they would not be able to react fast lor.. N when they can’t react fast, the VIP will be in serious danger.. SO, OUR JOB IS VERY VERY IMPT DE!!
Andreas: SKW!! Wahahaha..
Mau: No la.. Impt.. haha..
PW: (Laugh til hugging stomach liao)
ZL: (Again ignored my words) Similarly hor, if the securities nv sleep well, they’ll be super tired to protect the VIP.. Den the VIP lives will be endangered.. SO, OUR JOB IS VERY IMPT LOR!!
Andreas: SKW still gt so many excuses!! Wahaha.. Maid lor.. 男俑!!
PW: (Already laugh til dunno like wad le..)
for ur info - SKW= Sai Gang Warrior.. n horz..when i was laughing...andreas also laughing k...so dun imagine as if i'm e only one laughing...
Throughout the whole conversation, Andreas and I were laughing like crazy women..
[this conversation is taken from andreas de blog] - dun say i nv credit u horz..
this aftn below i knock off..mh ask me wanna go play tennis tml anot...e guys are organising...so ok lorz...nan de they organise lehz...must peng chang...haha...anyway i said i dunno how to play...mh say go pick balls lorz...haha.. at nite..during dinner at S11.. andreas say she wanna eat chicken chop..i dunno wat to eat.. so eat e same thing lorz..then drag mau w me to carry food for me...hehe..
(while queuing for food...)
PW: mau...i dunno how to play tennis lehz...how arz???
Mau: huh..really arz...nvm larz..anyhow play lorz..
PW: but i really v bad w ball games lehz...i catch basketball (tat size de ball) also got prob le...this tennis ball so small..how??
Mau: wahz...izzit..nvm..u see e ball come..u turn n run... (laughs)
PW: wa lau....then u might as well say i squart better....faster lehz...n by e time i turn n run too late le...
Mau: (laugh somemore...)
so after we got e chicken chop...i went back to tell andreas...since we hav e same freq for sports..(u noe last time we used to run tog for 2.4 de...=P) she also think squart better....lolz..
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skipped maths again..cos i was complaining on e phone till morning..haha...only go POA n work after tat...lucky no need see her today... can work in a peaceful environment.. finish p6 eng (which i'm suppose to finish ytd if not for her...) p5 maths n sci..so proud of myself..
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[long complain session...if dun wanna see can skip all e way till 19112007]
well not a good day again...she is coming down to collect money before she flies again..i was chatting w kel (she call me de..) at tat pt of time...while doing e stupid n idiotic filing n sorting again...then i go toilet..lock e office door..then forget to unlock...then went back to filing..then she came..call my hp..say y i lock e door.. i chase away all her business...by then i already end call w kel le...then she say i shldnt be chatting on e phone when she see my hp inside e room...but heyz...i didnt sit there n chat all e way till knock off lehz..i was working lorz..my hands are working e same time when my mouth was working also...no clash mahz...n she was e one who was interfering w my work..she then ask me whether i call popular le mahz...but i haven..(though she say to call e first thing i reach) cos no matter wat time i call things done cant be undone le...n she say i call after 5 plus...publisher already left office le...( i was thinking i call popular...wats e thing w e publisher??) then say this few hours parents could hav gone n buy e books le...but heyz...we told all parents they could get e books at popular...n e books popular already removed from e shelf le...so there is no way parents can get in any of e popular...so it doesnt matter wat time i call lorz...(act i intended to call during e last 2 hrs of work..cos here got construction..v noisy...)
then she say we are inexperience...then our way of doing things will not work out..n she is more experience...she can hav in mind wat will be happening if we dun follow her instructions...does this mean tat we dunno how to think of e consequences?
did she even think tat her way of working is so outdated..so ma fan...n her attitude totally sucks...
example: filing
green file - wat she will be covering per term...
white file - wat she covered last term in e yr..
blue/black file - where all e worksheets n test paper were from originally..
so wat we were suppose to do is to transfer (in e yr) is from green to white..
then this mth (nov) we were suppose to transfer everything from green n white to blue file...n in e end...everything lands in blue file...then extras (those photocopied liao but nv use de..) put in A4 boxes... when u read...it sounds correct rite?
but u noe she has 20+++ A4 boxes...categorised by level n subject...n e boxes were mostly filled to e brim le lorz...so we thought of doing e files n boxes together n make indication in e file so ppl can dun unnecessarily go see e boxes...(as u noe we are lazy ppl...) then we realise...cos e past staff are all lazy like us...so can see similar extra worksheets already in e box...meaning those in e box r from e previous yr de...n if nobody wanna go clear e box...e extras will only get more n more...
so we decided to be nice n help her make indications..then she say we are inefficient...cos we are too slow..her previous staff all cleard e files in 4 DAYS!!!! i asked one of e prev staff..she told me its not possible... so where did she hear this 4 day thing from?? when we could hardly clear 1 level 1 subject per day...
this is so....arRgG...
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i was working today..cos last fri change shift w mh..so today i take her shift...well all is fine except at nite when i reeive this horrendous call from HER.. she ask me how much money i've collected..so i told her total abt 400++.. then she ask me wats e total...so i said 400++..then she say..huh?? how come..u collect 400++ today then total still 400++??? lolz...told her before liaoz..nv catch my words.. then i thought since she call me..so i might as well tell her e prob w popular..then she say y nv tell her earlier...i say back..i tell u earlier u also will ask for e outcome...(plus pestering me everyday..of cos i not so stupid rite...let u call me everyday..) so no point mahz...might as well tell u when i have e outcome.. then she ask me how ppl enrol le..i told her i dunno...i dun rmb...then she say.. u got 1 new student today rite?? so shld noe wats e total strength now...dots lorz...i also haven write in e bk how i noe...i was thinking of writing tml or sat...then gana scolded..say i shld do it today...its e office's RULES n REGULATIONS... we shld do according to wat we are taught in e training session..NOT invent our own method..
i jus dun understand...wat wrong w inventing our own method...when her method totally SUCKS.. n i thought every boss only look at e end product? as long i can get everything done can le mahz... (eg, a + b + c = D is also e same as a + c + b = D) n its only data entry lorz...
anyway she jus spoiled my nite....
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went to sch..met this girl..her name is also kelda lehz...i told kel..she say she search so long also nv manage to find someone same name as her....n i manage to find lehz...haha...she was so impressed... haha..
please take me away from reality
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